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Submitted: January 29, 2006
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Comments: 251
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Can't stand by myself
Hate to sleep alone
Surprises always help
So I take somebody home
To find out how I feel
Feel like just a baby
Portrait of a lady
Poster of a girl
Satisfy myself
Avoid beginners
Who long to shut my mouth
Till I take one of them home
'Cause I know how it feels
Filling in the blanks
Looking on the bright side
When there is no bright side
Coming in your pants
For the off chance
With a poster of a girl.
Hate to sleep alone
Surprises always help
So I take somebody home
To find out how I feel
Feel like just a baby
Portrait of a lady
Poster of a girl
Satisfy myself
Avoid beginners
Who long to shut my mouth
Till I take one of them home
'Cause I know how it feels
Filling in the blanks
Looking on the bright side
When there is no bright side
Coming in your pants
For the off chance
With a poster of a girl.
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No pork on my fork, no fish on my dish, my little white teef don't eat no beef
Art is what you make of it
Absolutely perfect.
But you probably wont catch me with any pink in my wardobe.
Sweet shot though. The dim lighting on your body draws a scintillating awareness to your eyes.
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Please have a look at my page and gallery: Link
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My Heart Was Sold On Ebay. (apparantly)
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i'm the face in your dreams of glass
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- Please add me as a friend I love friends!
- Love, Peace, and Sex <My Hippie Moto
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